Three things ok

[jakemercadante]

and who should show up at neighbors in the last fifteen minutes but DAN MATHIAS! Needless to say I screamed AHHHH in his face and grabbed Michelle and RAN the fuck outta there. Gross

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[jakemercadante]

you are the only girl I know who would say "me too" when someone says hot gay men are fucked up.

[gorey_girl]

thats like lesbians except there arent any hot ones

[gorey_girl]

oh and who is lester? you mean dan? how would michelle get there?

[jakemercadante]

no, lester is a old man on capitol hill that throws these horribly moral-less parties with cocaine and young boys. And Im invited! No crack for me though, it's just research for my short story.

[cock_mobster]

I've heard of his parties; they rape boys there... neat research.

[cock_mobster]

i almost went to neighbors last night, but then I became depressed so I went to volunteer park instead and watched old men try to hook up with each other. then i went home.

I don't think what your looking for can be found at neighbors...

[daliabloom]

HAhaa I second that

[jakemercadante]

I'm starting to agree

[sad_matilda]

so maybe dan is out of the closet?? perhaps. FINALLY!

[gabardine_spy]

How did you get invited to Lester the Molester's Party? Did you have to register as a young hot gay male when you moved to capitol hill? And DAN! wow. You need to get away from the molesters and to better boys...Oh, by the way, there's a gay boy i know who I just learned plays video games, and has a very dry sense of humor. I don't think you would be romantically interested, but he could be an actual real potential MALE friend.

[jakemercadante]

yeah that sounds pretty good