Comments | jakemercadante: I am so ready to be a ballet bitch. I think...it's my calling.

jakemercadante

I am so ready to be a ballet bitch. I think...it's my calling.

Jun 22, 2006 10:18

There's a pain in my feet I can't place from my 830 hour of ballet. Everyone in that class SUCKS. They are the worse "dancers" I have ever seen in my WHOLE LIFE. They are all asian except for one very large (and totally graceless) black guy. Not to be a bitch but why do people flap their wings with then chasse. Don't even get me started on the ( Read more... )

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preetigirl June 22 2006, 20:50:21 UTC

i hate indian girls who think they can dance but can't.

jakemercadante June 22 2006, 21:23:22 UTC

I don't think she thinks that--

preetigirl June 22 2006, 21:59:00 UTC

thats fine, i just hate them. but you did say everyone in your class sucks.

jakemercadante June 22 2006, 23:13:14 UTC

well she's like...fat. therefore, ashamed.

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gorey_girl June 23 2006, 05:02:41 UTC

ballet!? and you're giving me shit about tattoos. for GOD'S SAKE

jakemercadante June 23 2006, 05:20:28 UTC

it seems we each have our homo hobbies.

cutekly June 23 2006, 17:53:04 UTC

I need photographic evidence please.

jakemercadante June 24 2006, 05:29:14 UTC

Ok that will definitely take a lot of time.

cutekly June 24 2006, 19:03:13 UTC

Then you better hop to it.

daliabloom June 24 2006, 05:14:29 UTC

Remember at Yale Camp when you thought fencing was YOUR CALLING?? We all know how that turned out - you draped yourself over the stairwell and played dead while the Olympic fencing instructor continued class.

jakemercadante June 24 2006, 05:27:44 UTC

Ok, but I've survived 5 ballet classes now, and the fencing guy made us do a RIDICULOUS amount of running, so that by the time that helmet was on I was dying. Whereas with ballet my grace INCREASES.