So tell me if this has ever happened to you

[jakemercadante]

This guy I went on a date with once half a year ago (and lied about his age) just "accidentally" sent me this picture of his penis on my phone. And he's all like "Ooops sorry that wasn't meant for you please delete it!!1!" ARE YOU KIDDING

Comments

[gorey_girl]

they sure are

[jakemercadante]

wait! you hadn't read it with my side of the conversation yet!!

[gorey_girl]

hahahahahahahahahahahaaa

[jakemercadante]

yay!

[gabardine_spy]

Wow. That is disgusting. Disgusting. Tentacle was right on the money.

[jakemercadante]

Which totally reminds me of this computer game I used to play when I was a kid, "Day of the Tentacle." Looking back, I didn't realize the long-standing implications it could have on my life.

[sad_matilda]

I laughed so hard at that. My favorite part:

Oh shit I just posted it on my live journal!!!

and

"Officer! I sent someone a picture of my cock and they won't stop texting me!"

I miss the Nick humor. I also miss crazy stupid insecure drama queen gay men like this fellow.

[daliabloom]

Same, same. Also I was looking at this during work and somebody looked over my shoulder and said "What are you DOING??"

[jakemercadante]

That's totally what it's designed for, to ruin squares

[daliabloom]

It's even more hilarious with the B&S song

[vamp11]

Oh my gosh. So awesome. You make me happy.

[jakemercadante]

Yes, I am awesome, THANK YOU