I'm an obtuse man, so I'll try to be oblique

[jakepyne]

I went to le poop last night with Mel and Lisa and it was bomb-diggity. We danced and a pierced boy licked my face for the second time. I think I will be drinking more SOuthern Comfort from now on. I took part in a four way nipple-twisting extravaganza and earlier saw Lisa's areola for the gazillianth time

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[thegeniusclod]

"A five year old told me I looked like a girl....I'M A BOY GODDAMIT."

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