Whiskers? I have a rather amusing anecdote about female mustaches.
So I was standing in front of where you order in Tim Horton's not in line cause I couldn't decide what I wanted (I never can). So Bitchy McSnatchface who works there goes: "Are you going to order something?" To which I reply: "Yes- I'm just trying to decide." Her cunterfiffic reply: "Oh well then I'll just sit down here and jump up at the very second you want something." Bitch. Me: "Sorry I just can't decide what I want- I understand you're on your feet all day working with difficult customers, eating iron fillings, making minimum wage and your boss is probably a dick but you don't have to be rude." "I don't eat iron filings what the hell are you talking about?" "Oh so it is a mustache I'll have the cranberry muffin."
Also Project Runway is available on DVD with "never before seen footage".
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So I was standing in front of where you order in Tim Horton's not in line cause I couldn't decide what I wanted (I never can). So Bitchy McSnatchface who works there goes: "Are you going to order something?" To which I reply: "Yes- I'm just trying to decide." Her cunterfiffic reply: "Oh well then I'll just sit down here and jump up at the very second you want something." Bitch. Me: "Sorry I just can't decide what I want- I understand you're on your feet all day working with difficult customers, eating iron fillings, making minimum wage and your boss is probably a dick but you don't have to be rude." "I don't eat iron filings what the hell are you talking about?" "Oh so it is a mustache I'll have the cranberry muffin."
Also Project Runway is available on DVD with "never before seen footage".
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