Slap it, spank it, or stick it.

[jakepyne]

Went to visit Erin D in Sarnia. Met Emily...she's lovely. Skinny dipped at 3am. Got Rather ripped. Smoked a nick in one day. Bought a rubber dinosaur, an ashtray, 2 sweaters, a snake tattoo, a jacket, a striped shirt, a hat, a belt, and almost a couch. Caught a girl masterbating. Got bit by lots of mosquitos. Erin gave me a Labrynth poster

Comments

[thegeniusclod]

do you have that man man album?
i try to find it and have not succeeded anywhere at all, ever.

[thegeniusclod]

i also really want to steal that red splattery dress.

[montgomery_zatt]

I agree- the red splattery dress is awesome.

[jakepyne]

yes yes. i found that dress for $5 and made shana buy it.

[morgandetoi]

i love erin d and born ruffians
this of my when their playing 'this sentence'

[jakepyne]

come to the concert snotface.
love always,
jake

[morgandetoi]

i cant i have to stay here til at least the 15th
of stupid october
but i will be home for halloween
AND i have the best costume idea