You're the boss, applesauce!

[jakepyne]

It's stink le dinks birthday today. I'm paying for her to get her hair did.

Yesterday Jenny Jugular and I basically went through immigration on account of I can't find my birth certificate. The customs guy busted out laughing when he opened Jenny's trunk only to find Erin and a cowboy hat there. We killed Ferndale and Royal Oak...I bought a vintage

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Tea's & Tonics

[wasagajenny]

Dear Jake,

Thank-You!

Always, Jenny.

p.s.
for old time sake...

[morgandetoi]

stinkys tongue is very small looking.
i tried tracking you down last saturday where were you?

[jakepyne]

i was down town steve brown. everythime i call clara answers and gives me incorrect info and false promises of informing you. holler!

[thegeniusclod]

emily always looks so damn pissed. it's sweet.

[kelsey5]

jakeeee! I love your pics :) did you know I had you as a friend on here? I dont think you didddddd bahh haha

Touchless rape and a boy named Jake

[montgomery_zatt]

I saw Short Bus! (You mentioned it on your journal somewhere once). I really liked it. I'm sorry but "he raped me without touching me" is the funniest thing I've heard in a LONG TIME. Pan's Labyrinth is pretty good too.