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The bookings diary looks like Antarctica.

Planning a party or social gathering this weekend/saturday? Talk to me, I'll make you an offer you can't refuse!

Spare me the fucking drama, please!

http://thereifixedit.com/

BNP free phone line (from landlines only) 0800 0086191. call from a pay phone, leave off the hook. Their coffers are dwindling, so a massive phone bill is gonna hurt.

Last night my laptop went for an early bath.

I say 'early', it went for a bath. In a can of Relentless.

Fuck.

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The Paradox Club opens its portals once again this evening at 8pm.


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HALP!

Need a retro/jazz/blues/rocknroll/gypsy etc band that is also gothic/horror/halloween/zombie/vampire/etc themed and isn't a) The Flaming Doo Dits b) The Texas Chainsaw Orchestra c) The Urban Voodoo Machine.

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Where can I get hold of prewar porn films? Some of you perverts must be sitting on a stash of vintage grumble? deathboy? badusernametag? princealbert?