it would be the degovia's second bacon, but other than that...

[jaleenafied]

My First Bacon has sex with your mom.
(what gives, embedding?)

in case you thought this was just some weird-ass video, rest assured that this is a thing you can own.


Product Specifications

• Huggable plush bacon for kids and kids at heart 8 and older
• Says "I'm bacon!" when you squeeze him
• Mechanical animated mouth
• Velveteen pork flesh and super soft fleece

Comments

[mrplanet4]

My Bacon (who is my first Bacon) would eat My First Bacon (who would be my second Bacon).

[dakini_grl]

That would be Bacon's first Bacon, though.