4. Jam- [Accicental Video]

[jam_lover_13]

[The feed starts, showing Beyond Birthday on the ground. He looks angry. And there's a simple reason why. His chair is attaking him! Beyond kicks the chair to make sure, not to be hit himself.]

... Stupid... Thing! Leave me alone you *******!!

[The chair jumps... directly on Beyonds Body]

Uaaaaargh...!

[Satisfied the chair leaves the room.

Comments

[lecherous_kappa]

Damn, you think you're the only one being knocked around by shit?

[jam_lover_13]

Well... It makes me feel better, to know, I'm not alone with this... this... this... yeah. With this.

[lecherous_kappa]

Read the network. There's plenty of people dealing with shit.

[jam_lover_13]

I see.
But it still makes me angry. I'm a strong man... and I lost to a... chair...

[tsengsilence]

[Cissnei sighs.]

Gimme a name to call you with.

Oh, how about this?

RYUZAKI, IT'S JUST A CHAIR. DUCK.

[Video] Private//UNHACKABLE

[jam_lover_13]

Okay... you won Cissnei.

You get my first name.
It's Beyond.

[Video] Private//UNHACKABLE

[tsengsilence]

So, you've decided on one?

'Beyond'...
It has a nice ring to it.

[Video] Private//UNHACKABLE

[jam_lover_13]

Beyond is my absolutly true name.
Not a codename like the other ones.

[sweetcharmybee]

Oh, geez! Do you need any help, B? I can go in and help you fight it off! ^^;

Don't worry, B, I'm sure ALL of us are creeped out. I got attacked by the fridge! D:

[jam_lover_13]

I'm alright... somehow. In this moment Ivar... I called the chair like this, because... "loosing to Ivar" sounds better than "loosing to a chair"... In this moment Ivar stands still in a corner. He thinks of a new attack I bet..But im prepared...

((ooc: About the name Ivar... It's the name of a chair in Ikea XD When I was in the shop, I just looked for a chair which could attack him.))

[sweetcharmybee]

Well, good luck, and don't worry about asking for help if you need it. ^^ I think I can help you fight Ivar.