Growing Up: A Users Manual.

[jambrr]

Dear Recent Member of the Human Race:

I am sorry to tell you that the road ahead of you is a hard one. The road behind you was rocky as well, what with the creation and birthing and all. But, at this point in your life, It is important that you know about some basic events that will happen to you if not soon, then have happened already.

Comments

[spankydog]

jeebus, i must love you to read all that (its pretty accurate though)

[jambrr]

I made my dad read it.
He said he had never seen anything more correct in his life.

Well, that I thought up. And wrote.
He said " Ha ha, i didnt know you were so sage. Write a book."

[celicelery]

"Common to this stage are a general aura of jaded Ness and periods of less activity and showering."

it is unfortunate how stage 4 i am.

[jambrr]

This is true.
Thank GOD you are not trying to get back together though.

I mean. Are you. Dont answer that.

Its really unfortunate how stage 3 I am.

I shower too much, i think. Like more than once a day.
Hey, it passes the time.

[pretentiousname]

you should tell everyone that you're just repeating everything I told you the other night ;)

or that can just be our (and comment viewers') little secret. HA!
*hugs* hope you're feeling better, and hope to see you tomorrow night.
booya?

[jambrr]

Boo YA. La La La.