Lily--
I saw you today and... Well, actually I just saw your hair, really, because you were going round a corner and it's so red that it caught the light and-- Nah, this is sad. Hang on, I'll cross it out. But the cross-outs look really messy and-- forget it, I'll just re-write.
Lily--
I saw your hair today and-- that sounds like I'm stalking you or something. Which, to all intents and purposes, I am. But I think I should cross that out because I don't want you to hate me more than you already do. Try again.
Lily--
Your hair's really red and pretty, and they say red-heads are really angry and you are. Wait, this isn't going anywhere. Re-write!
Lily--
I was sitting in class today and because now Sirius has gone and I'm not passing notes to him all the time, I decided to look at you instead (not that I don't already), and-- wait, no, I'm going back to the stalker thing.
Lily--
I don't know how to start this. I've tried four times already, I think, and I keep getting it wrong. Oh, why do I bother, you're not actually going to read it because you hate me. Well, I'm not sending you this version, anyway.
Lily--
I think you get prettier every day. I know what Sirius would say if he read all of this. I hate him and I hate that I like you. And, err, that's probably not the best start to a letter, right? Well, it doesn't matter because you won't read it, you're such a bitch and I hate you because you'll never look at me and you don't-- hmm. I don't think insulting you is the way to go, really. It hasn't worked so far.
Lily--
You're pretty. I like you. I'm bored of this because you hate me and I hate you so why do I bother? Nope, not sending this one, either.
Lily--
I love you. There's no way in hell I'm sending this one. I give up.
FUCK.
She hates me.
Congratulations, Hufflepuff. I was rooting for you out there.