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[jamesbourne]

Would you look at that two updates in one day. That's gotta be a record for me. Seeing as I slept in between I prefer to see it as two days. Just so the world won't end

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[steverushton]

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD

[jamesbourne]

I choked. DAVE NEARLY KILLED ME

[dannyjones]

Clearly I'm not good enough for Kelly Osbourne anymore.

[jamesbourne]

You can either be insulted by that. Or relieved. I'm not sure which.

[dannyjones]

Well, I was hoping to have Ozzy as a father-in-law.

[jamesbourne]

...Obviously. There's another one. I can't remember her name though. And you could always hit on Jack. I just never ever want to see that.

[dannyhall_]

LMAO!

[jamesbourne]

Y'exactly, my friend.

[l_potashnick]

LMAO!

I hope that the person who wrote that is on something, because I want some of that to think that Dave and Kelly are having sex with each other

[jamesbourne]

If I take that and imagine Dave and Kelly having sex I'll spork out my eyes. That's the sorta stuff no-one wants to play with.

[l_potashnick]

She was having sex with Danny Jones as well apparently.

[hannah_tointon]

Oh my. Two updates in one day?! I'm so proud!

Bump into me on AIM sometime. We haven't spoke in a while, and you happen to entertain me.

[jamesbourne]

You should be little bit. I was excelling for a little while back there.

It's because I'm extremely entertaining

[hannah_tointon]

Well only a little bit duh look how late you are at replying! >:-O

You are. Which is why I forgive you for your utter laziness etc. :-*