Before this story continues, I don't want anyone thinking its some attack on anything or anyone, in fact, if anyone at uni lives is Mexico, has a wife named Pat, and their next door neighbour, Rob,  has recently gone missing, I am so sorry, please be sure to let me know so I can delete these entries as soon as humanly possible. This is a fictional ( Read more... )

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1.What is my middle name?  CHRISTOPHER
2.How much older than me is my sister? -3 YEARS
3.What would be my one goal in life? TO HAVE SEVEN CHILDREN
4.Who is my hero and greatest inspiration? MY GOOD OL' IMMIGRANT NONNO(GRANDFATHER)
5.What do I do of a Thursday morning? I WORK! (THANKS JEN LOL)
6.What do I look for in the opposite sex? THE LACK OF A PENIS ( Read more... )

One day Phil found out what happened to Rob the Monkey…

I hear nothing
But silence shattering my ears.
I feel nothing
But the empty song of my fears.
What is it I fear
Amongst all that is sacred
The things I hold dear
To be loathed and to be hated.
Troubled to see and to hear
The most venomous of lies
Built upon fear
As honesty dies.

My eyes cannot shut,
For my mind shall despair
Over the smallest of cuts
That pulse ( Read more... )

Okay we all know that this is gonna be a spill on "Visions of the Daughters of Albion", so by all means if you're sick of it go find something else to read. If however you too are sick to f**kin death of Theotormon's whining and sh**ty antics of "Poor f**kn me!!!" then come on inside and read on...

Alright...

I understand he's upset becoz Oothoon's ( Read more... )

1.What is my middle name?
2.How much older than me is my sister?
3.What would be my one goal in life?
4.Who is my hero and greatest inspiration?
5.What do I do of a Thursday morning?
6.What do I look for in the opposite sex?
7.Who has stood by me through everything?
8.What is my favourite movie?
9.How many stories is my house?
10.What is my license ( Read more... )

Phil wondered how someone can “turn up” missing…

One day, Rob the Monkey, Phil and Pat’s neighbour turned up missing.

Constiplation: // Latin, Combinus contemplatinus e` constipatious:
                             The act of being unable to think.