Strange theater presents: Balls of fury

do your balls hang low
do they wabble to and fro
can you tie them in a knot
or can you tie them in a bow
can you throw them over your shoulder
like a continental soldier
do your balls hang low!!!!

this has been a presentation of Strange theater

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Who am I to break trend.

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