last night I had a dream where I had to shoot a pineapple with a bow and arrow in the presence of a bunch of amazons (two of which looked like Tina Fey and Amy Poehler). when I hit it I became the Democratic Nominee for President and Barack Obama called to congratulate me.

...anybody wants to analyze this one, please feel free.

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