can i buy any of you cunts a drink...?

[jamesvssarcasm]

went into ipswich today with laura adam and ben we went as we coulden't have found a way to keep happy on our own. thanks to NOT being invited to fucking french day! ok may be i made it sound more exciteing than it was then by adding the word fucking but still IM HALF FRENCH FOR FUCKS SAKE! well maybe not but ive seen amelie but i think it makes as

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[jamesvssarcasm]

look if you were a man or even a mann called jenny you would be thanking me by now

[katherinealice]

what the hell is a bocken? i think you made it up.. and oh yeh, frecnh day was good, you're just gutted coz you only got to hang aorund outside kebab shops spotting freaks!

[jamesvssarcasm]

ssssh the right person with the right bocken could save your life oneday

[jamesvssarcasm]

and only then will u know

[prorawn]

I'm 1/2 french cos I went on holiday there once. I'm also 1/3 italian cos I like pizza, a 1/5 chinese cos i have a chin and 1/2 english as I understand cricket.

So yeah I'm 1 8/15 of a person, hence why I'm so tall.