i am the god of all things livejournal

for this one night i own livejournal.

ok im anoyed now i had the most recent entry intill HEATHER made some coment about some crapy 80s cartoon i dont know didn read it GOT BORED!

Is you'r name ben?

hmm i hate pick-up lines i hate them all but the one i hate more than any other is ... "I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock" :|just trys to be funny and falls flat on its face how ever what i would find funny if i was a girl is if someone just came up to me and said "I'm no Fred Flintstone" haha how great would that be, ok so the ( Read more... )

"Dear Mr. Churchill: Enclosed are two tickets to my new play which opens Thursday night. Please come and bring a friend, if you have one."

Sir Winston Churchill replied: "Sorry, I have a previous engagement and cannot attend your opening. However, I will come to the second performance, if there is one..."

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can i ask, why is evryone in a mood with me?

ok first of we dont mean to offend anyone(well mike and anna)dont give a fuck about goofy tooth ( Read more... )

ok so with some complaints ive decided to remove the story