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[jamesxsoup]

i would like to thank everyone who helped a poor white girl get trashed last night. you truly made my evening.

being 15 yards away from freddie mercury's pants didn't hurt either.

i spent alot of god damn money this weekend, a whole paycheck, in fact. now it's over and i'm back to my normal life.

you don't make friends with salad.

Comments

[zira]

you sure dont but you do make them with vegan cookies and ice cream. i've gotta stop sleeping on the bathroom floor butttt naked.

[funwithknives]

good times!!!!
got to do it again!

[xmoshelex]

i think about and sing 'you dont win friends with salad' weekly now. <3 call me.