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jamie47

This is Why They Pay Me the Big Bucks

Jul 26, 2006 17:06

Fellow colleagues i have a new theory. Before i present it in all its magnificence, allow me to relate the sequence of events that led this this epiphany ( Read more... )

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It's Beth, but I'm too lazy to log in. anonymous July 27 2006, 06:50:44 UTC

I am deeply hurt by this entry, Preston. But what really hurts the most about it is ... it's true. I am innately stinky, and there is no escaping it.
Uhhhhh "damper" is ok ... but you're still looking for something else?

“I love the smell of a woman's armpit when she's not wearing deodorant.”
Scott Caan

mrow anonymous July 29 2006, 06:17:22 UTC

I smell a smelly smell that smells smelly

Re: mrow wowdooey July 29 2006, 07:51:47 UTC

yay Mr. Krabs!

Re: mrow jamie47 July 29 2006, 18:20:43 UTC

hi stefani

Re: mrow anonymous July 31 2006, 07:40:20 UTC

hey preston-san! and woot to wowdooey for noticing the spongebob ref. =^.^=

pandabear342 July 29 2006, 07:18:19 UTC

Preston, I think that you have obviously neveer smelled a man with waaaaay too much cologne. Or, worse yet, you are that man and you just don't know it. Either way, women are not the only perpetrators of this crime.

jamie47 July 29 2006, 18:15:23 UTC

ha. i don't wear cologne.

pandabear342 July 29 2006, 23:21:42 UTC

Well be that as it may, some boys do. and it's gross.

jamie47 July 30 2006, 01:31:09 UTC

you're gross

preston's stink-show anonymous July 31 2006, 03:20:46 UTC

Oh, Preston, as much as I hate reeking women, I can't think of anything worse than a reeking sweaty man. When I was in high school, I sat second chair viola in an orchestra next to this fuck with a fake ID. He went out every Friday night, got high, got wasted, probably laid, and smoked 2 packs of cigs. Then, instead of taking a shower on Saturday morn, he'd just show is half-drunk ass up to rehearsal, though, not before dowsing his entire head, neck, shoulders and ass in fucking Polo. That shit smells bad enough without adding B.O. aplenty. I swear to god, my memory is so acute, I can still smell that acrid Pepe Le Pew cocktail like he was right here next to me.

In general, people fucking stink. And by the way, down with scented candles! Boo Hiss and fat fist shake to that!

love, your Carolyn

Re: preston's stink-show jamie47 July 31 2006, 05:35:02 UTC

hehe.
Fuck smells, i just wanna dance.

capt_lavender August 1 2006, 01:03:52 UTC

I find your rant ricockulous. Yes, I'm sure some womean wear too much perfume, but I don't notice it half as much as those guys that wear too much cologne. They're everywhere!