Magic Beans

[jamie47]

So checkity check this out. I was out Saturday night having pizza with foxy Liz Bassin, being Mr. Charming Smoothy Pants when all of a sudden my chair gets bumped and I feel a hand on my shoulder. Girly tryin to feel my rock-hard delts? I turn and see a girl, a goodish looking girl (not that i cared, cause as i said, foxy Liz Bassin and all) and

Comments

[wowdooey]

Wow, you really had me up till the flash of light.

[binkinator]

whats funny is that thats where the story stops being true.....

i mean....SORRY PRESTON!!!!

[jamie47]

oh, booerns, liz. You said you would corroborate the story. you fail, get out of my house.
actually, come back into my house, make me a sandwhich, then get out.

PS, here's a more vulgar but much more emotion-filled pickup line, perhaps you've heard it.

"I would like to get between your legs and eat my way to your heart."

[angelkisses21]

Hahahaha. This post is awesome. Extra points for the berfday shout out ;)