I'm trying so hard to have a good day. I hate letting little stupid things get to me. Even though everyone has told me not to worry about it, doesn't quite seem to be enough
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My fave joke: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't - the just sit in the dark and cry about it.
Second joke:
Two men are sitting at the gate at Heaven - one a preacher, the other a stockbroker. Saint Peter walks up to the stockbroker and hands him a shiny golden harp and a new white robe. To the preacher, he gives him a rusty trombone and a tattered old rag. The preacher, being a man of the cloth asks St. Peter why. St. Peter says, "While you preached your sermons, your flock sat in the pews and slept. But the stockbroker's clients - oh, how they prayed.
What is a pedophile's favourite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
A molester and a young boy are walking through a forest, and it's dark and creepy out. The young boy puts his small innocent hand into the molester's big manly hand and says, "S..Si..Sir...I'm..I'm scared..." The molester replies, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"
Also if Jen says anything to you, just reply with the fact that you haven't had anal sex (which is really, really dirty)...or something like that..
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A blonde.
That sucked huh?
sorry I'll think of something better later.
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They don't - the just sit in the dark and cry about it.
Second joke:
Two men are sitting at the gate at Heaven - one a preacher, the other a stockbroker. Saint Peter walks up to the stockbroker and hands him a shiny golden harp and a new white robe. To the preacher, he gives him a rusty trombone and a tattered old rag. The preacher, being a man of the cloth asks St. Peter why. St. Peter says, "While you preached your sermons, your flock sat in the pews and slept. But the stockbroker's clients - oh, how they prayed.
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Before the first period.
A molester and a young boy are walking through a forest, and it's dark and creepy out. The young boy puts his small innocent hand into the molester's big manly hand and says, "S..Si..Sir...I'm..I'm scared..." The molester replies, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"
Also if Jen says anything to you, just reply with the fact that you haven't had anal sex (which is really, really dirty)...or something like that..
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Jen King called Jamie a troll.
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the bartender says hey lady we dont serve food here
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