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Alright listen up you little freaks. Here lies pictures from Chris, My, Matt and Lincoln's most recent expedition to Sydney so enjoy!
Here's Chris on the bus, nothing too exciting but it starts us off nicely
Matt at the bottom of some stairs in Central Station. oooh the journey is underway!!!!
Chris with Matt behind him going down the escalators to an even dimmer, darker section of Central
Chris in the train tunnel. Twas very windy.
Matt (or should I be calling him Carrington?) in the tunnel as well. The wind as you can plainly see has not ceased.
Then for a long time nothing much happened, however on our way to Sexpo (we went to Sexpo by the way) we came across this:
Fucking, biggest ugliest, deadest Rat I've seen in my life! Matt was adamant it was a numbat but he's a dickhead and I think he just wanted to sound knowledgable about Australia's native fauna, so I say it's a rat.
I tragically didn't take too many photos inside sexpo (but I do have a movie of a strip show.
This is the only interesting snap I got of me wearing a gorgeous Liza Minelli wig.
Should have taken a photo of this enormous butt plug we saw. It was literally about 11 inches in circumferance. fuckin' ow!!!!
Chris outside Sexpo. Just thought he looked hot.
Chris back at the hotel wearing Matt's glasses. He fell in love.
The only half good picture of me taken this whole weekend. Lying on Matt and my bed.
Matt applying eyeliner and Chris posing shamelessly
We both look kind of feral here... remind me why I'm posting this...
And so we went out to hit Oxford st.
And what is a night on Oxford St without a drag show?
Chris and Matt, clearly heavily innebriated.
Me and Matt...clearly heavily innebriated.
More alcohol poisoning!
MORE!
More I say!!!!
MOOOOOOOOORE!
Alright that's enough...well one more.
Ok and another one it seems
Oh fuck, I just found another one
we were really drunk that night... hahaha
oh ok, you see this curtain? See how it's kind of broken on one side? I did that at Mardi Gras! In like February! And they haven't fixed it!
More of the drag show. The guy on the left is the sexiest man on earth. pity his face is blurred.
There he is again, being dry humped by a drag queen
Right after the drag show finished and they pulled the curtain on the stage, Matt grabbed my arm and pulled me up there behind the curtain. A short while later, Chris and Matt's friend Erica with her pet fag Chris followed us and we danced for about 15 minutes backstage.
and some more
And again
That's Erica... this is perhaps my favourite pic of all.
And so ends that night out on the town.
Next day and we have Chris looking ubersexy posing infront of an enormous coke sign.
We went for breakfast at about 2pm at some overpriced little cafe on Oxford. They made us wait for over an hour before giving us our meals.
Matt and me obviously excited by the proceedings
This is Lincoln, Matt's ubersexy best friend.
Lincoln's sexual blue undergarments
And Lincoln again. I want his body.
Well that's just about it. Hope you all enjoyed.
Alright listen up you little freaks. Here lies pictures from Chris, My, Matt and Lincoln's most recent expedition to Sydney so enjoy!
Here's Chris on the bus, nothing too exciting but it starts us off nicely
Matt at the bottom of some stairs in Central Station. oooh the journey is underway!!!!
Chris with Matt behind him going down the escalators to an even dimmer, darker section of Central
Chris in the train tunnel. Twas very windy.
Matt (or should I be calling him Carrington?) in the tunnel as well. The wind as you can plainly see has not ceased.
Then for a long time nothing much happened, however on our way to Sexpo (we went to Sexpo by the way) we came across this:
Fucking, biggest ugliest, deadest Rat I've seen in my life! Matt was adamant it was a numbat but he's a dickhead and I think he just wanted to sound knowledgable about Australia's native fauna, so I say it's a rat.
I tragically didn't take too many photos inside sexpo (but I do have a movie of a strip show.
This is the only interesting snap I got of me wearing a gorgeous Liza Minelli wig.
Should have taken a photo of this enormous butt plug we saw. It was literally about 11 inches in circumferance. fuckin' ow!!!!
Chris outside Sexpo. Just thought he looked hot.
Chris back at the hotel wearing Matt's glasses. He fell in love.
The only half good picture of me taken this whole weekend. Lying on Matt and my bed.
Matt applying eyeliner and Chris posing shamelessly
We both look kind of feral here... remind me why I'm posting this...
And so we went out to hit Oxford st.
And what is a night on Oxford St without a drag show?
Chris and Matt, clearly heavily innebriated.
Me and Matt...clearly heavily innebriated.
More alcohol poisoning!
MORE!
More I say!!!!
MOOOOOOOOORE!
Alright that's enough...well one more.
Ok and another one it seems
Oh fuck, I just found another one
we were really drunk that night... hahaha
oh ok, you see this curtain? See how it's kind of broken on one side? I did that at Mardi Gras! In like February! And they haven't fixed it!
More of the drag show. The guy on the left is the sexiest man on earth. pity his face is blurred.
There he is again, being dry humped by a drag queen
Right after the drag show finished and they pulled the curtain on the stage, Matt grabbed my arm and pulled me up there behind the curtain. A short while later, Chris and Matt's friend Erica with her pet fag Chris followed us and we danced for about 15 minutes backstage.
and some more
And again
That's Erica... this is perhaps my favourite pic of all.
And so ends that night out on the town.
Next day and we have Chris looking ubersexy posing infront of an enormous coke sign.
We went for breakfast at about 2pm at some overpriced little cafe on Oxford. They made us wait for over an hour before giving us our meals.
Matt and me obviously excited by the proceedings
This is Lincoln, Matt's ubersexy best friend.
Lincoln's sexual blue undergarments
And Lincoln again. I want his body.
Well that's just about it. Hope you all enjoyed.