because the last post wasn't gay enough

Sep 01, 2004 00:30



ok so i was in chat and kingprawn who is the resident comic geek wasn't there to back me up. for some reason i brought up the x-men villain MALICE who was a necklace and set out to prove that the x-men had a villain that was a necklace but everywhere on the net said MALICE was A PURE PSYCHIC ENTITY and i'm all what the shit NO! MALICE WAS A FUCKING NECKLACE! so i searched and searched but every site said the same thing and i'm thinking if she was some entity or whatever how come every time she possessed someone they were, oh i don't know, WEARING A FUCKING NECKLACE!! ok seriously people. i'm not kidding when i say MALICE IS A FUCKING NECKLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

then my next problem happened. i was explaining to chat that (HELLO? NECKLACE?) malice was part of the marauders and ended up leading them at one point while the NECKLACE was possessing the x-man polaris. the marauders first appeared at the begining of the mutant massacer which started with the death of morlock who was RAINBOW COLORED PAPER GIRL. now i know this wasn't her superhero name or anything but she was RAINBOW COLORED and her power was to turn FLAT LIKE PAPER so i have named her RAINBOW COLORED PAPER GIRL because really i think that's what chris claremont would have named her because i mean he really is a bad writer and A HUGE FUCKING FAGGOT so the point of this entry is to point out to my livejournal friends that:

1. MALICE IS A FUCKING NECKLACE

2. RAINBOW COLORED PAPER GIRL WAS A REAL CHARACTER

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