THE ONLY REASON TO OWN A XBOX!!!!!!!!!!!!
so when i got my xbox i started looking to see what good games were coming out and i heard about FABLE which was supposed to be the greatest RPG ever. the idea was that ever action you took in the game affected not only your character but the world around you. every action had a consequence. i thought holy shit that is cool! because every time you play it it'd be like a different game. like those choose your our adventure books i grew up on. now i'm not a HUGE game fag. i mean i like some pretty dumb games and i've hated some really good games but i usually rent or buy used games. but FABLE i reserved like three weeks before it came out. not only reserved but purchased it. none of that $5 down shit for the greatest RPG ever.
i've spent the last four days playing a little FABLE. it wasn't a difficult desicion as to how i was going to start my game. i was going to be a GOOD GUY like my hero FANSY THE FAMOUS BARD!! and that's what i did. i was so good. i looked like an angel and everyone loved me and had golden hearts over their heads to show they loved me and cheered when ever i came into town. it was awesome. i was loving FABLE the greatest RPG ever. i believed the hype because the hype was true.
ten hours after starting my personal war against evil the credits roll.
i convinced myself that the game is for kids and most kids when given the choice of being a good guy who everyone loves and the evil guy who everyone fears and gets to beat people up they would pick the evil guy so the programers must have put more game into the evil side. i decided to start over and try the evil side of the game. i was disgusted with myself but thirteen hours later i was the most powerful and evil person in alibion. and you know what? i had done the exact same quests i did on the good side.
as i watched the credits i learned that in the four years that they were making the game 26 babies were bron to the FABLE staff. 4 years. 26 babies. 23 hours.
:(
now i don't want to say the game is bad. i enjoyed two things about this game. number one. as a good guy a found a pretty and nice peasant girl and courted and married her and after we were wed we had some love making. number two. as an evil guy i decided the only right thing to do was marry a different girl in every town because hey i'm evil. so i boned them all and when i finally got back to my home town of oakdale (i think it was called) i noticed that there was this guy in the pub who had a little pink heart over his head. now that's what the girls did when they liked you. so i bought this guy a few beers, some chocolate, maybe a few more gifts before i busted out the wedding ring and DING golden heart. well i couldn't marry this guy because i had a wife in town. so i killed her. then i married the guy. and on our wedding night after the lights went out my new man-wife says OHH THAT FEELS NICE..........OH! OHH! UHHHH! AHHHHHH!
hard gay sex
that is the best thing i can say about FABLE
i've spent the last four days playing a little FABLE. it wasn't a difficult desicion as to how i was going to start my game. i was going to be a GOOD GUY like my hero FANSY THE FAMOUS BARD!! and that's what i did. i was so good. i looked like an angel and everyone loved me and had golden hearts over their heads to show they loved me and cheered when ever i came into town. it was awesome. i was loving FABLE the greatest RPG ever. i believed the hype because the hype was true.
ten hours after starting my personal war against evil the credits roll.
i convinced myself that the game is for kids and most kids when given the choice of being a good guy who everyone loves and the evil guy who everyone fears and gets to beat people up they would pick the evil guy so the programers must have put more game into the evil side. i decided to start over and try the evil side of the game. i was disgusted with myself but thirteen hours later i was the most powerful and evil person in alibion. and you know what? i had done the exact same quests i did on the good side.
as i watched the credits i learned that in the four years that they were making the game 26 babies were bron to the FABLE staff. 4 years. 26 babies. 23 hours.
:(
now i don't want to say the game is bad. i enjoyed two things about this game. number one. as a good guy a found a pretty and nice peasant girl and courted and married her and after we were wed we had some love making. number two. as an evil guy i decided the only right thing to do was marry a different girl in every town because hey i'm evil. so i boned them all and when i finally got back to my home town of oakdale (i think it was called) i noticed that there was this guy in the pub who had a little pink heart over his head. now that's what the girls did when they liked you. so i bought this guy a few beers, some chocolate, maybe a few more gifts before i busted out the wedding ring and DING golden heart. well i couldn't marry this guy because i had a wife in town. so i killed her. then i married the guy. and on our wedding night after the lights went out my new man-wife says OHH THAT FEELS NICE..........OH! OHH! UHHHH! AHHHHHH!
hard gay sex
that is the best thing i can say about FABLE