i am back
back for just one day and i'm actually going to do a real livejournal post about what i did on vacation but i know none of you really want to hear about it so
so yeah vacation blah blah. the only reason i took vacation is my niece was having her first birthday and i also had a birthday somewhere in there (out of all my lj ferns only preet got me something <3 preet) so i figured my family would be upset if i had to work and besides i like the bread face baby a lot. so BFB turned ONE YEARS OLD and she is almost walking and likes to climb up on stuff and she's 25lbs and 31 inches long so she will be A GIANT like the rest of the family. i got her some outfits (OMGZ they were super cute and i picked them out myself) and i got her this wheel thingy that sings the ABC song when you spin it. but the big hit was the chicken dance ernie doll. it's ernie from sesame street in a chicken suit and when you press a button it plays the chicken dance song and walks and ernie says KEE HEE I'M SO FUNNY and baby looooved it. she loved it so much that one time i was watching her while her mom was in the other room and she fell over and banged her head and started crying and i was all AWW c'mon it's ok dont cry and she's screaming so i grabbed ernie and turned it on and with tears still in her eyes she started giggling. so yeah we had a party for her and she made a mess of the cake and both of my parents were there so SUPER AWKWARD. the bread faces also gave me birthday presents. i got from justin to kelly on dvd! so a few days later on baby's REAL birthday we went to disneyland and we took pics of her on it's a small world and at the petting zoo. we also made her wear tons of dumb hats which she hated but oh well. i also FINALLY got comic con pics back so as soon as i can get real net access away from work i will post disney pics and the picture of me giving oral sex to a stormtrooper I PROMISE! after disney i got vomit sick for a few days then something else happened and blah blah now i know why i dont do real updates this is dull. oh i forgot that baby has this thing for james earl jones. whenever that verizon commercial comes on she stops whatever she's doing and watches. we thought she might just like looking at large black men. so i found this book on CD that james earl jones reads and bought it for her but i think the bread faces got weirded out because it was the bible and it was like 30 CDs or some crap. we put it on and baby stopped what she was doing and watched the speakers where mister jones's voice was coming from so it's an audio thing more than she likes large black men. whew.
also she's still learning how to talk and stuff so she cant say UNCLE JAMY yet. when BFG asked her CAN YOU SAY UNCLE? she goes DODO! so yeah. now i am DODO. which is funny because i am stupid like a DODO. work has banned me from the unternet so i will be away forever again. fatboss is on a cruise in the mediteranian sea and sent a post card saying he's seeing the sights and walking 7-8 hours a day. ahahahaha. yceah right. ok this was dumb good thing i cut it.
<3 DODO
so yeah vacation blah blah. the only reason i took vacation is my niece was having her first birthday and i also had a birthday somewhere in there (out of all my lj ferns only preet got me something <3 preet) so i figured my family would be upset if i had to work and besides i like the bread face baby a lot. so BFB turned ONE YEARS OLD and she is almost walking and likes to climb up on stuff and she's 25lbs and 31 inches long so she will be A GIANT like the rest of the family. i got her some outfits (OMGZ they were super cute and i picked them out myself) and i got her this wheel thingy that sings the ABC song when you spin it. but the big hit was the chicken dance ernie doll. it's ernie from sesame street in a chicken suit and when you press a button it plays the chicken dance song and walks and ernie says KEE HEE I'M SO FUNNY and baby looooved it. she loved it so much that one time i was watching her while her mom was in the other room and she fell over and banged her head and started crying and i was all AWW c'mon it's ok dont cry and she's screaming so i grabbed ernie and turned it on and with tears still in her eyes she started giggling. so yeah we had a party for her and she made a mess of the cake and both of my parents were there so SUPER AWKWARD. the bread faces also gave me birthday presents. i got from justin to kelly on dvd! so a few days later on baby's REAL birthday we went to disneyland and we took pics of her on it's a small world and at the petting zoo. we also made her wear tons of dumb hats which she hated but oh well. i also FINALLY got comic con pics back so as soon as i can get real net access away from work i will post disney pics and the picture of me giving oral sex to a stormtrooper I PROMISE! after disney i got vomit sick for a few days then something else happened and blah blah now i know why i dont do real updates this is dull. oh i forgot that baby has this thing for james earl jones. whenever that verizon commercial comes on she stops whatever she's doing and watches. we thought she might just like looking at large black men. so i found this book on CD that james earl jones reads and bought it for her but i think the bread faces got weirded out because it was the bible and it was like 30 CDs or some crap. we put it on and baby stopped what she was doing and watched the speakers where mister jones's voice was coming from so it's an audio thing more than she likes large black men. whew.
also she's still learning how to talk and stuff so she cant say UNCLE JAMY yet. when BFG asked her CAN YOU SAY UNCLE? she goes DODO! so yeah. now i am DODO. which is funny because i am stupid like a DODO. work has banned me from the unternet so i will be away forever again. fatboss is on a cruise in the mediteranian sea and sent a post card saying he's seeing the sights and walking 7-8 hours a day. ahahahaha. yceah right. ok this was dumb good thing i cut it.
<3 DODO