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if anyone knows of anyplace hiring - im desperate. i have twelve days to raise $200 or im fucked.

if you need anything done - ill do your homework. ill cut your lawn. ill do anything as long as im getting paid for it.

if you make art, let me know.

my sister has an opportunity to open a store. she wants to sell local art. paintings, photos, clothes, picture frames, mirrors, glasses, anything. if you have cool shit that you make and want to sell, let me know and ill get you in touch with her - sell your stuff through her store, ya feel me?

let me know.

halloween is rapidly approaching. i still don't have my costume. ive spoken with a few of you folks out there about a group costume. if you're interested, lets figure it out.

superman is dead.

3 quarts of king cobra
+ 1 beer bong
+ 1 acrylic tube
+ billy laughing hysterically
+ family feud
+ cupcakes
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equals one happy birthday.

thanks fellas

what should i do for my birthday tommorow?

last night was cool. thanks for coming out everybody who came out. thanks for not leaving too bad of a mess and keeping the backyard relatively clean. thanks for not being too loud because of our neighbors. thanks for not peeing in our trash cans. thanks for not stealing anything, or not stealing anything we've noticed yet. thank you for not eating ( Read more... )

the mantra of last night - Why not?

i hate it when you anticipate something and it lets you down. thanks a lot hurricane. you disappointed me. i wanted widespread carnage. i havent even lost power. what am i supposed to do with a week's worth of shitty non-perishable food?

is anything open? i wanna hit up a dollar menu somewhere.

im going south. they have supplies at home. and my parents dont live next to a forest. i wish everyone the best of luck over the next few days. im confident that im not supposed to die in a storm, not this storm, not now, not yet. when i get back i have matters of great importance to deal with ( Read more... )