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[jamirblaze]

Now Help Me Apply Direct Pressure before I Bleed Out
Wife, playing Uno: Skip, skip, skip, skip, wild card, draw four, blue, draw two, uno, I win.
Husband: Wow. I'm bleeding.
Wife: I hope it's from the ass, because that's where I just raped you.
Husband: God, I love you.

--Central Park
via Overheard in New York, Dec 3, 2007

Comments

[jamirblaze]

LOL. I am feeling better...except for the side effects from the antibiotics. Bleh.

Then, there are boys doing strange things and me wanting to do that typical female "what does that mean?" thing that I despise.

[jamirblaze]

My friend -- the one that is dating the girl from my hometown -- texted me yesterday to come join him at the library. I was sleeping so I missed the text and did not go, but he ended the text with ":-*" -- am I wrong to think that that is strange from a boy that has a gf?! I don't think his gf would like him sending that to another female who is not her.... dammit, I'm doing it again.