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This morning was too stressful and I'm aching from riding last night. Hence random internet amusement.
(swiped from phillyexpat
01. (X) I did ballet (and tap and jazz)
02. (X) I did gymnastics
03. (X) I paint my fingernails/ toenails (black is the new red)
04. (X) I wear/ have worn flip flops other than as beach wear
05. (X) I own clothes that are pink (and shoes! god, cowboy boots too...)
06. ( ) I watch Dr Who because I fancy the Doctor
07. (X) I own hair straighteners (uh one, not multiple)
08. ( ) I drink alco pops (what now?)
09. (X) I enjoy clothes shopping (enjoy online only cause I hate trying stuff on)
10. (X)I keep a teddy bear on my bed (assuming a giant cheetah counts the same)
11. (X) I prefer high heels to flats
12. ( ) I don’t know the ‘offside rule’ (I know the hockey one- is this that?)
13. (X) I prefer diet drinks to full fat
14. (X) I love bubble baths
15. (X) I read lifestyle magazines
16. ( ) Valentine’s day is a good thing
17. (X) I would love to have a photo shoot
18. ( ) I love to get dressed up
19. (X) I use a hair dryer
20. ( ) I am scared of spiders
21. ( ) I use fake tanning products
22. ( ) I can’t change a tire
23. (X) I can’t change a plug (uh...)
24. ( ) I have thought about names for my as yet unconceived children
25. ( ) I go to the gym in preference to doing sport
26. (X) I see myself as fatter than I am
27. (X) I like to receive flowers
28. ( ) I like things that are pretty for pretty’s sake
29. ( ) I enjoy talking on the phone (UGH, HATE IT, HATE IT, unless it's an LJ mate ;-) )
30. ( ) Cushions have a point
31. (X) I accessorize
32. ( ) I ‘coo’ over babies (gross)
33. ( ) I keep a diary
34. (X) I eat salads in restaurants - as a main course (i HAVE BEFORE. Not always)
35. ( ) I am on/ have ever been on a diet
37. ( ) I won’t leave the house without make up
38. (X) I enjoyed/ would enjoy being a bridesmaid (SO over this.)
39. ( ) Weddings are romantic
40. (X) I exfoliate my skin
42. (X) I sunbathe
43. (X) Camping is Wrong
44. ( ) I like to read books that involve romance
45. (X) I have more female friends than male
46. ( ) I don’t like football
47. ( ) I don’t like to do any activities that may break my nails
48. (X) I go to beauty salons (uh, I have. Not every bloody day.)
49. (X) I have matching underwear
50. ( ) I don’t drink pints
51. ( ) I like glitter
52. ( ) I take vitamin supplements regularly
53. ( ) I have read a self help book
54. (X) I like going into gift shops
55. ( ) Chocolate is wonderful
56. ( ) I know what pilates is
57. ( ) I tell my female best friend everything
58. (X) I own concealer
59. ( ) I take great pride in wrapping presents well
60. ( ) I have been known to ‘flutter’ my eyelashes
61. ( ) I always take a handbag out with me
62. (X) I use lip balm whether I have chapped lips or not - if I'm not wearing lipstick
63. ( ) I believe in fairies
64. (X) I enjoyed playing with Barbie/Sindy dolls as a child (I also had Battlecat from Heman)
65. (X) I own more than 5 teddy bears (again, assuming other animals count)
66. (X) I own more than 10 pairs of shoes
67. (X) I worry about cellulite
68. ( ) I know the names of all of my friends' children (child-ren...?)
69. ( ) The number 69 isn’t just about sex you know (huh? what's the maring rule on this?)
70. (X) I have more than one hand bag
71. ( ) I have no sense of direction\
72. (X) It takes me longer than 30 minutes to get ready in the morning
73. (X) I like candles
74. ( ) My fiancé expecting me to be ready to go out in 5 minutes is simply unreasonable (fiance?)
75. ( ) I read my horoscope
76. ( ) I read my fiancé’s horoscope
77. ( ) Wearing too much black drains the colour out of me
78. ( ) I don’t do DIY
79. ( ) I use eye cream
80. ( ) I wanted to be a princess when I was little
81. (X) Farting in front of anyone is deeply embarrassing
83. (X) I use at least SPF15 on my face every day (my foundation has it)
84. (X) I can’t punch (well)
85. ( ) I get bra fitted on a regular basis (huh?)
86. (X) I dance at parties without needing to be drunk
87. ( ) The ladies toilets have social significance
88. ( ) I don’t like violence in films - or swearing
89. ( ) I have never climbed a tree
90. ( ) Not being able to shower every day would be unbearable
91. (X) Girl’s nights out/ girl’s nights in are fabulous (I dunno about "fabulous...")
92. (X) I wear skirts out of choice
93. ( ) I have been referred to as ‘giggly’
94. (X) I like to be ‘pretty’
95. ( ) Men are from Mars and women are from Venus
96. ( ) Bakeries are a den of temptation
97. ( ) Baby clothes are just so adorable (*vomit*)
98. (X) I drink herbal tea
99. (X) I have been known to put on a ‘girly’ voice
100.(X) I love jewelry
(swiped from phillyexpat
01. (X) I did ballet (and tap and jazz)
02. (X) I did gymnastics
03. (X) I paint my fingernails/ toenails (black is the new red)
04. (X) I wear/ have worn flip flops other than as beach wear
05. (X) I own clothes that are pink (and shoes! god, cowboy boots too...)
06. ( ) I watch Dr Who because I fancy the Doctor
07. (X) I own hair straighteners (uh one, not multiple)
08. ( ) I drink alco pops (what now?)
09. (X) I enjoy clothes shopping (enjoy online only cause I hate trying stuff on)
10. (X)I keep a teddy bear on my bed (assuming a giant cheetah counts the same)
11. (X) I prefer high heels to flats
12. ( ) I don’t know the ‘offside rule’ (I know the hockey one- is this that?)
13. (X) I prefer diet drinks to full fat
14. (X) I love bubble baths
15. (X) I read lifestyle magazines
16. ( ) Valentine’s day is a good thing
17. (X) I would love to have a photo shoot
18. ( ) I love to get dressed up
19. (X) I use a hair dryer
20. ( ) I am scared of spiders
21. ( ) I use fake tanning products
22. ( ) I can’t change a tire
23. (X) I can’t change a plug (uh...)
24. ( ) I have thought about names for my as yet unconceived children
25. ( ) I go to the gym in preference to doing sport
26. (X) I see myself as fatter than I am
27. (X) I like to receive flowers
28. ( ) I like things that are pretty for pretty’s sake
29. ( ) I enjoy talking on the phone (UGH, HATE IT, HATE IT, unless it's an LJ mate ;-) )
30. ( ) Cushions have a point
31. (X) I accessorize
32. ( ) I ‘coo’ over babies (gross)
33. ( ) I keep a diary
34. (X) I eat salads in restaurants - as a main course (i HAVE BEFORE. Not always)
35. ( ) I am on/ have ever been on a diet
37. ( ) I won’t leave the house without make up
38. (X) I enjoyed/ would enjoy being a bridesmaid (SO over this.)
39. ( ) Weddings are romantic
40. (X) I exfoliate my skin
42. (X) I sunbathe
43. (X) Camping is Wrong
44. ( ) I like to read books that involve romance
45. (X) I have more female friends than male
46. ( ) I don’t like football
47. ( ) I don’t like to do any activities that may break my nails
48. (X) I go to beauty salons (uh, I have. Not every bloody day.)
49. (X) I have matching underwear
50. ( ) I don’t drink pints
51. ( ) I like glitter
52. ( ) I take vitamin supplements regularly
53. ( ) I have read a self help book
54. (X) I like going into gift shops
55. ( ) Chocolate is wonderful
56. ( ) I know what pilates is
57. ( ) I tell my female best friend everything
58. (X) I own concealer
59. ( ) I take great pride in wrapping presents well
60. ( ) I have been known to ‘flutter’ my eyelashes
61. ( ) I always take a handbag out with me
62. (X) I use lip balm whether I have chapped lips or not - if I'm not wearing lipstick
63. ( ) I believe in fairies
64. (X) I enjoyed playing with Barbie/Sindy dolls as a child (I also had Battlecat from Heman)
65. (X) I own more than 5 teddy bears (again, assuming other animals count)
66. (X) I own more than 10 pairs of shoes
67. (X) I worry about cellulite
68. ( ) I know the names of all of my friends' children (child-ren...?)
69. ( ) The number 69 isn’t just about sex you know (huh? what's the maring rule on this?)
70. (X) I have more than one hand bag
71. ( ) I have no sense of direction\
72. (X) It takes me longer than 30 minutes to get ready in the morning
73. (X) I like candles
74. ( ) My fiancé expecting me to be ready to go out in 5 minutes is simply unreasonable (fiance?)
75. ( ) I read my horoscope
76. ( ) I read my fiancé’s horoscope
77. ( ) Wearing too much black drains the colour out of me
78. ( ) I don’t do DIY
79. ( ) I use eye cream
80. ( ) I wanted to be a princess when I was little
81. (X) Farting in front of anyone is deeply embarrassing
83. (X) I use at least SPF15 on my face every day (my foundation has it)
84. (X) I can’t punch (well)
85. ( ) I get bra fitted on a regular basis (huh?)
86. (X) I dance at parties without needing to be drunk
87. ( ) The ladies toilets have social significance
88. ( ) I don’t like violence in films - or swearing
89. ( ) I have never climbed a tree
90. ( ) Not being able to shower every day would be unbearable
91. (X) Girl’s nights out/ girl’s nights in are fabulous (I dunno about "fabulous...")
92. (X) I wear skirts out of choice
93. ( ) I have been referred to as ‘giggly’
94. (X) I like to be ‘pretty’
95. ( ) Men are from Mars and women are from Venus
96. ( ) Bakeries are a den of temptation
97. ( ) Baby clothes are just so adorable (*vomit*)
98. (X) I drink herbal tea
99. (X) I have been known to put on a ‘girly’ voice
100.(X) I love jewelry