I thought I was ready. I thought the speech wouldn't be so bad this time. I was wrong. But no worries. The universe has a way of coming to balance. Pope says this is the best of all possible worlds, so I've got to believe him ( Read more... )

In any Irishman's life, there are only two things he should worry about; whether he is sick or he is well. If he is well, he has nothing to worry about. But if he is sick, he has two things to worry about; whether he is going to die or live. If he is going to live, he has nothing to worry about, but if he will die, there are two things he must ( Read more... )

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You have a sexual hidden talent

You have a sexual hidden talent. You might not look it but you are a dynamo in bed. Most of your lovers think that it is from years of practice, but really, you were just born with it.

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I need costume ideas for Halloween!

The one you love and the one who loves you are never the same person ( Read more... )

1. Blazing Saddles
2. Ghostbusters
3. Fight Club
4. Spaceballs
5. The Boondock Saints
6. Return To Me
7. Shawshank Redemption
8. A Bronx Tale
9. Office Space
10. Johnny Dangerously

Movies that didn't quite make it:
Pulp Fiction
Resevoir Dogs
IQ
Clue
Ghostbusters 2
PCU
Major League
Major League 2
Mystery, Alaska
Mighty Ducks 2

An amusing anecdote, because we all need one ( Read more... )

Everything is going according to my diabolical plot/scheme ( Read more... )

I haven't updated in a while. This is crazy. A few things happening ( Read more... )