I had the most bizarre dram last night, but then was awoken by cats racing across my back and digging their claws in as they growled by. Jerks. The dream included possums, T's friend H, my mom, T and anal leakage. ( click here for details!! )

I was just washing my hair trying to figure out what kind of shampoo I'll buy next time and I remembered something that happened in the 8th grade. To preface the story I should say 8th grade was a little tough for me. I moved that year from the burbs to the sticks and I was all awkward and stuff and nerdy, so making new friends was going to be ( Read more... )

All freaking day I've been analyzing stupid data. Actually, I've been working in front of the TV, maybe all the time doesn't totally count, but I did just figure out how to suppress the freaking default masking procedure in SPM so Whoot! Whoot! Of course minutes after I figured it out, I realized my advisor emailed with help...but I did figure it ( Read more... )

Maybe it was 2 mornings ago that T and I woke ourselves up laughing at a bit of news from Good Morning America our half-awake brains processed. The story goes like this....Some dude and his wife were mugged and during the attack they were each shot, his wife in the head and himself 4 times in the chest. His wife died and he lived. As they were ( Read more... )

We share a driveway and in our shared driveway there is currently a wood chipper and a cherry picker. They're cutting down a tree! How am I supposed to work with such excitement ( Read more... )

So yesterday was T's birthday. We didn't have much planned because we knew we'd both be battling the jet lag still. Went to breakfast and the broken egg now officially sucks in my book. They got rid of the apple caramel cakes and if the blueberry pancakes I had were 'made from scratch everyday', I'm a monkey's uncle. They were like leather, but ( Read more... )

So here's how things progressed ( Read more... )

Does anybody know how to dry hair in Italy? My hotel doesn't supply hairdryers and I think my small one (by American standards) has okay voltage, but the frequency (Hz) is off and since it is 1875 Watts, I think it will be too strong. Previously I tried just using the plug thing, but that only makes it so you can plug it in and doesn't fix the ( Read more... )

Today I was trying to decide between the following two jobs (if they were my only options) A dentist or a gynocologist. Since I don't think I spelled gynocologist correctly, that should automatically disqualify me (that and my lack of 'MD' after my name). Seriously though, teeth are pretty gross. Have you seen rotten teeth? Even just stained ( Read more... )

Here's how Turtle feels about the current state of her urinary tract...


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