So . . .

[janejellyroll]

I did my first shift of single coverage last night--which means, basically, running the show by myself without my "certified executive trainer" to back me up. It was crazy and, and one point, literally a disaster--complete with fire alarm, damaged merchandise, and what is whimsically called an "incident review report." Fortunately, none of it was

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[quitereasonable]

One of the jobs I had was working for an inventory company. Most people quit in two hours. Seriously, they gave you your first raise at 100 hours.

[janejellyroll]

Yeah, I've never seen anything like the turnover at this place. Either the executives have been there for years and love it, or they're brand new. There is virtually zero middle ground.

[reverend_cary32]

Finding some kittens eating snack mix (they ran away when they saw me).

Why did this make me laugh? I guess because in my imagination, I am personifying these kittens a bit too much. They even have thumbs and can talk ("Damn, this chex mix is pretty good, Earl...holy shit, here they come again! Scram!").

[janejellyroll]

They'd even made some mixed drinks to go with the Chex Mix. It was a kitten cocktail party.