I was thinking about getting laser hair removal because I can't really find an appealing looking full service waxer here in Little Rock and the idea of needing to drive to Memphis every six-eight weeks is unappealing. So I e-mailed a local service with an inquiry. The first response was pretty normal . . . she asked about my skin tone and what my
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Thanks!
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BTW, if you ever consider removing hair from you nipples (I'm not saying that you have any, but I'm just sayin'), don't. My mother said she had it done on a whim and her nipples hurt so bad for days afterwards (I'm still wondering why she tells me these things, but anyway). I don't think the hair came back, though, but I never really did follow-up on that.
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"Hey, Mom . . . how's the nipple hair situation?"
"It's horrible, son! Here look--"
*Scene edited for psychological reasons*
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Cary: How was your plastic surgery?
Mom: My boobs look great! I'm so excited--
Cary (interrupting) I was talking about your nose job.
Mom (reaching down to pull up shirt) --Wanna see?
Cary (turning away violently): JESUS, NO!!
*sucks thumb and rocks back and forth on haunches*
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Stuff like that violates God's natural order. Be grateful she hadn't had one of those new labiaplasty operations!
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