who is scoop?

oh man my social life here drives me crazy.  i dont feel like meeting peoiple an di dont like the people i know.  kind of.

ANYWAY HOW ARE YOU GIRLS.  WRITE I'M BORED.  i should be asleep though.

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melissa

Abby? Are you out there? I expected more from you and your buttons.

Jamison, a thirty-eight year old bachelor, was so fat he that he couldn't see the ground for a five-foot radius. "I haven't seen the ground in five years," he told a girl while chatting with her online.

He had recently joined eHarmony, an online dating site, because he was so lonely that he didn't know where else to turn. Being morbidly obese, ( Read more... )

i hate frappuccinos. i am going to write to starbucks and tell them that they should stop selling them altogether, because they are ( Read more... )

Lianne! Yay! Happiness!

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emelisa
meissa
melissa

got it.

would anyone like to come over and play balderdash? i'll be making a bundt cake.

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melissa

ps be warned-the punch might be spiked!

i wrote this on the train for no reason. and there is no explanation ( Read more... )

It was Friday night, and Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, and Lindsay Lohan were sitting around in Paris's Olympic-swimming pool-sized bedroom, talking about the direction their lives had all taken in the last 6 months ( Read more... )

I DIDN'T GET IN TO THE SCREENWRITING PROGRAM. But it's cool, because by the time I heard back from the Dept. Head (his head is a department, it's so wierd.), I had discovered that taking the pre-reqs isn't worth it to get to the major. I can still take screenwriting classes if I'm in a different major, even if it's a different department, so why ( Read more... )