If Janice Dickinson could be a made-for-TV movie, it would be Showgirls. This woman is so bad she's great. She reminds me a lot of New York from "Flavor of Love": suddenly, the concept of a Satan is feasible. Myth becomes real, live truth on:

The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency


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I was bored on the long subway ride the other day, trying to fend off anxiety about the fact that the cops were checking everyone's bags outside the Empire State building, where I work. Looming gloom and doom. To keep myself occupied, I pondered: if my life had a soundtrack, what would it be?

Granted, there are expanses of time which I can't recall ( Read more... )

Forbes has just released their annual "don't fuck with me" list: the 400 richest people in the United States. This list conflicts with Forbes' list from 5 months ago, but given that our economy has seen some major damage, that's understandable. I sure hope none of these dudes owned Lehman Bros. stock. All previous reports listed Warren Buffett as ( Read more... )

Hands down Halloween is my  favorite day of the year. I start thinking about my costume for the following year on November 1st, and I'm not joking. It keeps me up nights. I try to veer away from the typical "I'm wearing a white teddy and I'm a bunny" type shit. One year my homeless person costume was so detailed and dead-on that I was kicked out of ( Read more... )

More Sarah Palin news!

Gay people around the world rejoice, because Sarah Palin and her Catholic minions are praying for your souls. They are praying SO HARD, in fact, that they believe they can pray the gay out of you. Pray....or prey? That's like the KKK scrubbing a black dude with Dial soap, hoping the color comes out. Really, people. Is this the ( Read more... )

Britney Spears is my favorite hot mess. She always has been. When I studied abroad in Ireland in 2002, I would stumble my way up to the DJ booth at the after-hours club and request "Slave 4 U", desperately trying to keep a hold of my pint of cider- which, with out fail, would end up shattered on the dance floor a few songs later when my request ( Read more... )

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=184086

I really didn't know where to go with this one. My immediate response is to be silly and sarcastic, because that's how I roll, but at the same time this is serious business. This is a major, major thing. Lives hang in the balance. I don't want to shoot down everything the Republicans say simply for the sake of disagreeing with them.  Therefore I ( Read more... )

Watch McCain speak tonight at ten p.m.! I hope he lays off the sodium- he bloats easily, yeah?

I remember riding the public bus to the voting station in my hood in 2004. ..and I remember being proud that I was voting first thing in the morning, just before I went to fulfill my job as corporate bitch and spend 9-5 doing everything I stood against. Never the less, I most certainly remember being absolutey SURE that Kerry was going to win. Why ( Read more... )