Staring down the mouth of the monster.

[janesy]

As you know, I live with my two elderly parents - my mother is 71 and my dad is 77. Mom is in generally good health, still works, and enjoys a cocktail or 90. Dad has mobility issues thanks to peripheral neuropathy, COPD, and spits out non-sequiturs at wildly inopportune times. I've had to witness some fairly icky things as a result of living

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[lillithowl]

I was torn between laughing and gagging while reading this, hope that was the reaction you were aiming for.

You ma'am are a trooper, have an awesome time in Vegas, you deserve it.

[luna3_diane]

You SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO earned that trip!

[sharkspew]

"Psychotic" diapers FTW!

Times like that at work (dumping bedside commodes into the flushing toilet then having to wrangle rinsing the foul things out with a sprayer wand), I really wish I had a HazMat suit to change into.