Sometime before music class, Marty bursts into the room holding a pine tree, a pot, a bag of dirt, some scarves and three boxes of condoms.
He looks over and sees Janet and immediately begins babbling.
"Hey Roomie! Look at my tree? Isn't it cool? I'm calling it Sharon because I've decided that its a she. Did you know that pine trees can have sex? That's so cool. Hey do you still have that sticky palm thing? Have you tried to see if you can climb the wall with your hands? And how do you go to the bathroom? Do you need help? I'm not volunteering mind you, but I think that would be very difficult. Either you're getting help or your not using toilet paper because I'm not seeing that stuck to your hands at all."
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He looks over and sees Janet and immediately begins babbling.
"Hey Roomie! Look at my tree? Isn't it cool? I'm calling it Sharon because I've decided that its a she. Did you know that pine trees can have sex? That's so cool. Hey do you still have that sticky palm thing? Have you tried to see if you can climb the wall with your hands? And how do you go to the bathroom? Do you need help? I'm not volunteering mind you, but I think that would be very difficult. Either you're getting help or your not using toilet paper because I'm not seeing that stuck to your hands at all."
Marty takes a deep breath.
"Hey you want to smell my pine tree?"
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Though the pine tree was awfully pretty.
OOC: Just as I'm logging off! Darn it! But I had to comment.
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