I remember a friend of mine telling me that sure sign of a goy was actually liking matzoh. She was probably right. I'm going to be done with this box before Passover even starts.
Give it to me! It turns out I probably will be staying with my folks next week after all, so we should get together. And I will eat your surplus stale matzoh. (Does it go stale? How would you tell?)
It helps if you aren't actually concerned about doing kosher things with it, I expect. I like to replicate crappy quesadillas by slapping a bunch of cheese and stuff on one and putting it in the microwave for 20-30 seconds. I am a serious cook, yo.
If it's not stale, or if we simply can't tell, it's yours! As far as I'm concerned, the only acceptable thing to do with the stuff is cover it in chocolate, and then it's really just a crunchy spoon.
I'd love to play!! Since I'm 9-5 these days, it would have to be an evening dealie-- would that work for you?
Arr, right, you are in the 9-5 world, also known as the real world. I bet you even speak regularly with people whose idea of conversation is something other than "wantta daw with cayons, wannta daw with cayons, wantta daw with cayons."
Evenings are tricky, especially since my grandmother comes upstairs for dinner most days. But we can try to figure something out? I'd love to see you guys. I'll get in touch once I'm in Cambridge and have looked at the parental calendar.
Another wrong and bizarre thing to do with matzoh: put a bunch of old hardened brown sugar on it and nuke it until the sugar melts. Candied Matzoh!
It just means a non-Jewish person. It can have a derogatory vibe to it, depending on who's saying it, but isn't inherently an insult.
I love me some matzohs and am gearing up to make matzoh ball soup this evening. Instead of trying to figure out a seder. The kidlet will just have to wait to learn more about Passover.
As a fellow goy, I tend not to bother to take offense myself! (I think the word and its various connotations was particularly in my mind recently because I was reading about someone's experiences growing up in, and then running away from, a very closed-off Hasidic community.)
Sadly she hasn't been eating her matzohs. How is she supposed to grow up big and strong if she won't eat her matzohs?
Now that you mention it, we had a cat that was crazy about matzohs too. Phoebe the Siamese--did you know Phoebe? I can't remember whether she and you were around at the same time or whether she came later.
...I am totally gross and find the idea of hamburger matzohs kind of awesome. I mean, if I ate meat. Then again, I like matzohs with microwaved cheese on them.
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It helps if you aren't actually concerned about doing kosher things with it, I expect. I like to replicate crappy quesadillas by slapping a bunch of cheese and stuff on one and putting it in the microwave for 20-30 seconds. I am a serious cook, yo.
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I'd love to play!! Since I'm 9-5 these days, it would have to be an evening dealie-- would that work for you?
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Evenings are tricky, especially since my grandmother comes upstairs for dinner most days. But we can try to figure something out? I'd love to see you guys. I'll get in touch once I'm in Cambridge and have looked at the parental calendar.
Another wrong and bizarre thing to do with matzoh: put a bunch of old hardened brown sugar on it and nuke it until the sugar melts. Candied Matzoh!
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I love me some matzohs and am gearing up to make matzoh ball soup this evening. Instead of trying to figure out a seder. The kidlet will just have to wait to learn more about Passover.
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Maybe kidlet will learn to like matzoh, first, and there's nothing wrong with that is there?
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Sadly she hasn't been eating her matzohs. How is she supposed to grow up big and strong if she won't eat her matzohs?
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...I am totally gross and find the idea of hamburger matzohs kind of awesome. I mean, if I ate meat. Then again, I like matzohs with microwaved cheese on them.
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