The pick-me-up I needed

[janiaskywalker]

Today was starting to drag a bit when my mother sent me an awesome forward. Thankfully she doesn't do it very often, which means it's normally quality giggle material. And she certainly didn't disappoint this time! I can't decide which one I like best, I rather like them all. So, with no further ado

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[catspaws]

these are all pretty amazing, but I think my favorite is this one:

"John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met."

[j_buns]

i loled hard...

this one is my favorite!
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling west at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. traveling east at a speed of 35 mph.

[trickyfrog]

9 and 16 are awesome!!
thanks so much for sharing this!
It makes me excited about teaching high school english even more! ^.~

[azriel_oda]

Oh wow, that picked me up. Hahahaha. This is what happens when you check LJ at 2am >.>;