DO OR DIE. /psycho!gandhi

[janierotten]

1) Make a list of 10 footballers.
2) Assign each character a number.
3) Without telling anyone who's on the list or the character's assigned number, get questions from your flist about what they'd like to know about them.
IE: "If 3 and 4 were trapped in a cave together with only a blanket and a toothpick, what would they do?" (The more random the

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[parallelkites]

if 9 and 4 were having a lube wrestling contest, who would win? and who would begin laughing uncontrollably when the other's...luggage...slipped out their impossibly tiny underwear?

[janierotten]

they fit the definitions so well it cracked me up XD,

NINE. definitely nine, because just the sight of him glaring is enough to scare anyone and win anything to do with fighting dirty. and four would be the one to laugh uncontrollably because he always does that, even when it's not that funny. although nine isn't likely to wear impossibly tiny underwear, but still. and nine will glare embarrassedly.

[parallelkites]

OMG I THINK I KNOW WHO 4 IZ NEOWW!

[psychoticpoopie]

Will 2 ever poke 8 with a shoe stud for funsies?

[janierotten]

Well, I would poke 8 with a shoe for fun, and he certainly deserves it , but 2 would be far too aure to do tha and will just frown and shake his head if 8 annoys him.

[janierotten]

make that mature. *headdesk*

[pressao]

1 made out with 10

*lols*

[janierotten]

...10 would blink, bemused and 1 would probably shrug, saying he was dared to do it (and he probably was)

[pirlazza]

who smells better? 1 or 6?

who tops? 5 or 8?

who would you pair with torres? 2 or 3?

who looks more like a girl? 9 or 10?

who should be in a boyband? 1 or 7?

who looks better in pink? 10 or 3?

who should cut his hair? 2 or 5?

[janierotten]

well, six is spanish. ergo, he would pay more attention to what he smells like, one would probably thrown on a random deo after his shower.

i'd say 5, he's definitely more aggressive. 8 looks agressive too, but we all know that's just a fade and he's really a wimp XD.

2 would look better (it'd be fucking hot, actually). plus, 3 should never be paired with ANYONE. yes.

TEN!! *squees* definitely 10. a very, very pretty girl.

7, because he is the most adorable and squishy little thing on earth. he'd be bombarded by teenage fangirls. XD

3 IS pink. it'll clash with his skin XD. And 10 looks very, very likely to wear pink anyway.

neither. 5 has short air anyway, and 2 looks sexy with his long tangled locks.

[mocasines]

SPANISH PEOPLE SMELL FUNNY! Or maybe that's just my family, but eh.

[janierotten]

but your family is argentinian (argentine?)! right?