Other than the awkward nudity, Hisoka’s captainship hasn’t been as bad as I thought it would be… so far. I didn’t really like scrubbing floors with toothbrushes while he looked on though ( Read more... )

Killua and I crashed sunk one of our new helicopters. It’s apparently much harder to land than we originally thought especially since we don’t have a landing pad and the sails on Jyabura’s ship get in the way, not to mention Richard’s undead army who seems to have taken up residence there ( Read more... )

So far this week I’ve been thrown into the brig 12 times (overnight twice), ‘walked the plank’ 6 times, been tied upside down to the mast 3 times and been on constant latrine duty. I’ve also had to dress up in a chicken suit and sing a bunch of songs like “God Bless My Underwear”, “The Nonsense Song”, “Boom-chicka-boom”(in underwater style, valley ( Read more... )

Wow, lots of new people! Hi new people I’m Gon from the Sweet Death Fleet, nice to meet you! We’re sailing about, so if you’re still stuck, let us know and we’ll try to find you ( Read more... )

Well, I won’t be back on the boat tonight because I’ve been getting a little sidetracked by some of the locals. They all seem to lose valuable property in some pretty dangerous parts of the island like the cliffs and underwater caves and need help finding them. I’ve had some pretty close calls myself so far, so it’s no wonder they need some ( Read more... )

Killua and I took Lambo and Ipin out for a spin last night in the SD-Mini. First of all, it is AWESOME! It’s quick and has lights that show you the sea floor and all the creatures including the one that might have been a Kraken or maybe a Sea King, I dunno, I’m not an expert on deep sea creatures or anything, but the thing was really big and ( Read more... )

Sleeping on Dino-nii’s ship didn’t seem to help, so last night it was acupuncture with Oishi. I’ve kind of heard of that before, but I had no idea you really got stuck with pins and there was some massaging and cuddling every now and then, but I really don’t get how any of that’s supposed to make me sleep and it didn’t ( Read more... )

I guess I need to post a retraction. A post or two ago I mentioned in passing that Squalo-san was suffering from a bad case of ‘Flying Diarrhea’. Well, it turns out I misunderstood and he really only has Tourettes Syndrome. Thanks again for teaching me the proper spelling, Squalo-san! Sorry for the confusion ( Read more... )

Mukuro-san, can you send me your coordinates? I’m coming for Hibari and I’m bringing the water spraying, wheel turning, blow-up pirate life boat with me ( Read more... )

Squalo-san, if you’re on or near the island, I found some medicine for your flying diarrhea. I can bring it to you if you can’t get off the toilet ( Read more... )