I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a ( Read more... )

ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I ( Read more... )

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I'm not sure where the hell it came from, but I had one hell of a weird dream last night ( Read more... )

I doubt it's real, but I thought this was funnier then hell ( Read more... )

Happy Valentines Day everyone

Why is it that you always wake up many times in the night when you have to be in to work early? I woke up several times in the middle of the night thinking that I overslept and the first time was 12:30! It's frustrating.

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You Are Strawberry Ice Cream
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You Are Lavender
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