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[jannypanny]

The 3 Biggest Unexplained Plot holes in The Bible

Everyone knows the general story outlined in the ancient book modern insane people call the Bible. Guy creates Earth, stuff happens, guy sends his son do so more stuff, guy's son dies and returns as a zombie with the sole purpose of inflicting B.C. Lobotomy on the weak (that's the short version). But

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[__alex_________]

you're a modern day (insert famous dead author).

brilliant.

[jannypanny]

thanks ALEX!
Stick around for more rapid fire, sarcastic, shit-eating BLOG ACTION!!!

[lohsrocksmysox]

You literally are why I get on Livejournal.
You and to make me feel better about myself.

[jannypanny]

If I can touch at least one person through this then I've made a difference. I enjoy touching people. I aim to touch. I am the toucher. Can I touch you?

[awkward_pose]

you're an idiot but ilu

[jannypanny]

I may be an idiot, but I think I'm a clever idiot. So that counts for something, right?