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[jantacular]

I'd just like to announce that tonight I will shave my legs, armpits, and bikini line for the first time in well over a month.

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[fountaine]

To counteract this, I have not shaved my legs or bikini area today (I shave EVERY DAY, too). It might also have something to do with laziness, or the fact that I lost my razor somehow.

[jantacular]

I'd just like you to know that I only shaved tonight because I saw a hot guy at the party.

Motherfucker didn't want to do me. WTF, even if he closed his eyes it's a free orgasm.

Also, I'm drunk.

[alisonhime]

i want a free orgasm. i never get offered those.

[fountaine]

Did you go up to him and say "HOW ABOUT A FREE ORGASM?"

[alana_fetish]

skeeeez