WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR PET BETTA FISH'S LEFT EYE IS LIKE THREE TIMES BIGGER THAN HIS RIGHT EYE?!

Or, a better question: what on earth made me think I was responsible enough for a pet?!

I'm currently eating potato chips in the library.

My art history professor has the voice of a phone sex operator.

Mini skinny.

Last week at work, I was asked out by a man who is probably about triple my age, is possibly clinically insane, suffers from halitosis, and doesn't have many teeth.

Last night at work, I learned that Toothless Dave also frequently patronizes the local prostitutes.

I called a little old man a "fucking twat" today. I hope he had little grandchildren in the car with him. And I hope they asked him what a twat is.

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I'm leaving the country for a week.

Be back June 2.