The prelude to a perfect question
A while back drake333 and I had run off camping. It was an interesting day, the drive out to Colorado Bend was beautiful, my car got a flat right when we pulled up to pay for our site and we decided to see the other side of the moon that night. In the middle of our adventure we heard rustling in the bushes. We stopped and peered to where the sound came from. Everything was moving and I started talking "picture this, it has probably been done before but you are evil incarnate and you stop here, just like this (standing up with arms outstretched like Jesus welcoming his flock). All of the sudden all of the snakes and centipedes and all sorts of insects come crawling up to you. They gather at your feet and start crawling up your legs and eventually engulf you." The Perfect Question