Slippery Slope!!1!
anonymous
December 5 2005, 08:08:59 UTC
Huh. Well, you know they said if we started letting gay people marry this would be right around the corner, I guess they were right.
But seriously, does it seem weird that they would want to go out and meet the turkey before they butcher and eat it? I mean it's not like Bush is going to kill it and prepare it himself, he's just going to go back inside for a few hours then magically this animal he just saw walking around, preforming fellatio on him, is going to be sitting there in front of him; de-feathered, beheaded, roasted and stuffed with fixin's. It seems kind of fucked up. I prefer my meat with minimal emotional attachment.
Unless this is one of those photo op things where the president "pardons" the turkey and goes and eats its brother instead.
i bitched the most about your lj hiatus and then had no idea you were back panderpants! SOOO happy right now. i think your here. in portland, not calling me, right this moment....! lovesB
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But seriously, does it seem weird that they would want to go out and meet the turkey before they butcher and eat it? I mean it's not like Bush is going to kill it and prepare it himself, he's just going to go back inside for a few hours then magically this animal he just saw walking around, preforming fellatio on him, is going to be sitting there in front of him; de-feathered, beheaded, roasted and stuffed with fixin's. It seems kind of fucked up. I prefer my meat with minimal emotional attachment.
Unless this is one of those photo op things where the president "pardons" the turkey and goes and eats its brother instead.
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oh also, yeah, it's one of those pardon things, the bird had to preform a sexual favor to get out of it ;)
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turkeys are pretty dumb too though.
(ok ok, i don't even deserve any praise for that joke, because it was too easy.)
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SOOO happy right now. i think your here. in portland, not calling me, right this moment....!
lovesB
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