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[japgowizard]

Elric.

Quit shouting in the middle of the night. Just because you apparently don't need to sleep, that doesn't mean I should suffer through your nightmares or whatever the fuck waking me up every time I fall asleep. I'm going to spell your mouth shut tonight if you don't stay quiet. I'm NOT putting up with this all year.

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[elricwizard]

I scream in the middle of the night? That's news to me. Al's never said anything about it if I do. Are you sure?

Well whatever, I guess I can cast silencing charms on my curtains.

[japgowizard]

No, I'm imagining the lack of sleep. Clearly your brother is deaf or exceedingly stupid.

[elricwizard]

Hey, my brother is not stupid.

Clearly the lack of sleep is encasing your brain in a bubble of ignorance. Maybe you should lie down, have a little nap.

[japgowizard]

Deaf, then.

*snort* It would be the first bit of sleep I've had since I got here.

[al_elricwizard]

First of all, I'm neither stupid or deaf. Just for the record. I just put a pillow over his head. That shuts him up pretty fast. ^_^

[japgowizard]

Oh, that's a perfect idea. Brain damage!

He isn't worth going to Azkaban for.

[al_elricwizard]

Well you don't kill him, obviously. Just, you know, make him be quiet. But that's in the summer when we can't do magic, so a silencing spell or something would probably be a smarter choice.

[japgowizard]

...you THINK?

God. GRYFFINDORS.