A desperate plea for tights!

[jaquemo]

Hello all, as you probably are all aware, Snakes on a Plane is coming up, and I need to get my snake on. To create my Jake the Snake impersonation, I need a pair of (preferably red) tights, though I suppose any color will work. So, please, if anyone has a pair of old tights that they don't mind getting ruined, please let me know!

Comments

[iliveinahole]

I used to own really bright red tights, but even if i did find them, i wouldn't let this happen.

[kangarookornkid]

they're pronounced tizights you doofus.

straight up

[jaquemo]

Ahhhhhhhhhh how could I have forgotten. It's been too long since your teachings.

[max_vd]

Id suggest a value village run if no one has any.

[iamametaphor]

hahahhahahhahahahha i'm so sorry i'm not there to help.