Second Headshot [voice]

[jarate_master]

Oi, things're lookin' up 'ere, at least. Bloody easy t'get wot y'need when you're a mercenary, I s'pose. Prolly gonna make some'a ya pikers cross with me doin' this, but...I don't fuckin' care!

Comments

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[massenmord]

We're in a similar business. There's this rumor that they might bring law and order to our fair little shithole of a city. I encourage you to impede that pipe dream at every turn. I intend to.

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[jarate_master]

Well, it's t'be expected and I'm not gonna try'n run that afoul'a th'law. It's jus' my job.

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[massenmord]

Your job is killing people. One day you'll breach the accepted protocol to perform it in, and you'll become their prey.

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[jarate_master]

I'm an assassin -- a professional, even. Professionals 'ave standards.

[dontcallmegol]

Glad to hear you've managed on your own friend.

I wouldn't get too comfy though.

[jarate_master]

I'm not real comfy. It's jus' nice t'ave somethin' t'do.

[dontcallmegol]

I hear ya there.

[jarate_master]

Wot's your name? Y'sound like a decent bloke.

[defendnhills]

Settled in, Aussie?

[jarate_master]

Settled in as I'm gonna get, Sarge.

[tawifik_athleet]

Ooo! Can I have a shrimp off the Barbie? I'm really hungry. Your voice reminds me of all those restaurant commercials about steakhouses.

They usually have good kid's colouring pages!

[jarate_master]

...Wot are y'on 'bout, y'daft bugger?

[tawifik_athleet]

It's been waaay too long since I've had -sniff- tee-vee. [extremely exaggerated sigh]
We'll be back... aftur this commercial break...

[jarate_master]

...You're jus' a bloody loony, eh?